Strange Thoughts of a Strange Man

I have an infection in my upper eyelid and it is depressing me. It is red and puffy. I look like I have been in a fight.

I think it may have happened as a result of me trimming my beard earlier in the week. A stray bristle may have gone where it wasn't wanted. I know nothing good ever comes of me trimming my own beard. At least when the barber does it I can close my eyes when he gets to trimming my moustache